After a long day of gun collecting and vault hunting, you stop by Mad Moxxi’s for a refreshment, and yes, to eye-fuck the busty babe behind the bar. Right when you come in, Moxxi is already wet - from “spilling a drink,” apparently. She makes a mean cocktail and has a way with words, she’s even been known to be an arms dealer on the side. When you drop a tip in her jar, you expect a rare gun in return.